michele (miss_mishi) wrote,
michele
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Poll #1673975 SORT THESE RENAISSANCE QUEENS (and eleanor of aquitaine)

Eleanor of Aquitaine

Ravenclaw (because she was really smart)
4(19.0%)
Gryffindor (because she fought for what she believed in)
8(38.1%)
Slytherin (because she was a ruthless ambitious fierce bitch)
9(42.9%)
Hufflepuff (because she was....loyal? no she wasn't)
0(0.0%)

Lucrezia Borgia

Slytherin
14(77.8%)
Hufflepuff Slytherin
0(0.0%)
Ravenclaw Slytherin
3(16.7%)
Gryffindor Slytherin
1(5.6%)

Isabella of Castille (and then Aragon)

Slytherin (because she ruthlessly destroyed all the moors and the jews)
12(60.0%)
Gryffindor (because she did it for christianity?)
6(30.0%)
Ravenclaw (because she was super smart)
2(10.0%)
Hufflepuff (well...no)
0(0.0%)

Sancia of Aragon

Gryffindor (Because she bravely had a lot of sex?)
7(38.9%)
Slytherin (because she had it with important people)
10(55.6%)
Ravenclaw (well I mean she was also smart)
0(0.0%)
Hufflepuff (I am sensing a theme, history has very few famous hufflepuffs, we prefer to hang out in the background)
1(5.6%)

Katherine of Aragon

Slytherin (she didn't start with ambition but she certainly didn't give up her right as queen of england and princess of the blood)
0(0.0%)
Gryffindor (she fought bravely for christianity and for herself and her daughter, mary)
12(57.1%)
Hufflepuff (she was loyal to a fault and never betrayed henry viii despite his massive douchiness)
7(33.3%)
Ravenclaw (she was a religious scholar and she was pretty brilliant)
2(9.5%)

Anne Boleyn

Slytherin (the fiercest most ruthless bitch to ever want the throne of england)
19(86.4%)
ravenclaw (who spoke three languages and was one of the most brilliant political and religious minds of her day)
2(9.1%)
gryffindor (also brave as fuck and changed christianity forever)
1(4.5%)
hufflepuff (well her loyalty was contested at her death but she certainly worked like a motherfucker for everything she had. fiercest bitch.)
0(0.0%)

Jane Seymour

Gryffindor Squib
0(0.0%)
Hufflepuff Squib
8(40.0%)
Slytherin Squib
0(0.0%)
Ravenclaw Squib
0(0.0%)
Squib
12(60.0%)

Anne of Cleves

Ravenclaw (very smart protestant scholar who got to spend the rest of her life with her books and feasts and manor house and didn't lose her head)
7(36.8%)
Hufflepuff (she was loyal first to her family and then to henry and was incredibly good and kind and accepting to elizabeth and mary and edward)
12(63.2%)
slytherin (well she DID become queen...and she outwitted losing her head, so there's that)
0(0.0%)
gryffindor (she was brave about that?)
0(0.0%)

Katherine Howard

Ravenclaw (lol she was like 12 and not very smart)
0(0.0%)
Slytherin (no ambitious cunning person cheats on henry viii and gets CAUGHT come on anne boleyn didn't get caught she got accused. you got caught)
0(0.0%)
hufflepuff (not loyal or kind or hard working but instead really frivolous)
1(5.0%)
gryffindor (possibly I guess?)
3(15.0%)
squib
16(80.0%)

Katherine Parr

Ravenclaw (she was incredibly smart and she was regent for the king for three months)
13(61.9%)
Gryffindor (she bravely faced the wrath of Henry VIII while fighting for protestantism and then bravely dealt with her cheating scumbag fourth husband thomas seymour.)
1(4.8%)
hufflepuff (despite being in love with thomas seymour she was faithful to henry viii and also she was warm and accepting and largely responsible for getting elizabeth and mary back at court and taking care of them)
7(33.3%)
slytherin (well she did become queen AND have four husbands so)
0(0.0%)

Mary Tudor

Gryffindor (she was brave and fought under the banner of catholocism and did what she thought was right)
12(60.0%)
Slytherin (well she did really really really want to be queen for catholicism and did end up beheading guildford dudley and lady jane grey)
4(20.0%)
hufflepuff (she staunchy stuck to her catholic values even through the years of protestantism although she certainly didn't accept everyone)
3(15.0%)
ravenclaw (well...she was a scholar and spoke many languages)
1(5.0%)

Lady Jane Grey

Slytherin (well she did become queen and ruin the line of succession but it was unwillingly and she was forced into it by her abusive parents and parents-in-law)
1(4.8%)
Hufflepuff (probably not seeing as she was really unaccepting of catholicism and a staunch protestant)
0(0.0%)
Gryffindor (she went bravely to her death and refused to convert to catholicism even though it would have saved her life)
3(14.3%)
Ravenclaw (at sixteen she was considered one of the brightest and smartest scholars of greek and latin and protestantism in the entirety of europe)
17(81.0%)

Elizabeth Tudor

Gryffindor (she was brave and ruthless her entire life and career)
15(71.4%)
Slytherin (she was also vain and at the center of many plots to get on the throne but cunningly avoided losing her head)
4(19.0%)
Ravenclaw (had she not been queen she still would have been remembered far after her death as a brilliant scholar)
2(9.5%)
Hufflepuff (well she wasn't loyal or accepting or a particularly good finder though she did work hard to get the crown)
0(0.0%)

Mary Queen of Scots

Slytherin (she plotted and plotted and tried and tried to get her hands on the english thrown...she was just kind of inept at it. all of her plots went bad because she always trusted the wrong people. darnley. bothwell. ridolfi. howard.)
17(81.0%)
Gryffindor (she, too, was a brave fighter for catholicism)
2(9.5%)
Hufflepuff (she worked hard but she wasn't accepting OR loyal, in fact she went back on almost all of her oaths)
2(9.5%)
Ravenclaw (she was pretty smart, fluent in many languages, but studies and books weren't the center of her world)
0(0.0%)
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